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One day at the Belle Chere art festival last year, I ran into some young men carrying very large signs. This is not an uncommon sight at Belle Chere. Sometimes the signs offer free hugs, but most of the time it's your run-of-the-mill Baptist street preacher. There are lots of Baptist street preachers at Belle Chere. I think they clone themselves or something.
Either way, their cloning program was in high gear, because the sign-holders were indeed street preachers. These fellows had a wonderful message to share with the Belle Chere community which was as follows:
ALL HOMOSEXUALS
ADULTERERS
FORNICATORS
DRUG USERS
CATHOLICS
FEMINISTS
DEMOCRATS
ROCK-AND-ROLLERS
WILL GO TO HELL!!! ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR LORD TODAY
As an asexual furry metalhead anarchist Christian Mystic, I am relieved to know that I'm one of the lucky few whom God will accept into heaven. Maybe I'm just too metal for hell?
Either way, their cloning program was in high gear, because the sign-holders were indeed street preachers. These fellows had a wonderful message to share with the Belle Chere community which was as follows:
ALL HOMOSEXUALS
ADULTERERS
FORNICATORS
DRUG USERS
CATHOLICS
FEMINISTS
DEMOCRATS
ROCK-AND-ROLLERS
WILL GO TO HELL!!! ACCEPT CHRIST AS YOUR LORD TODAY
As an asexual furry metalhead anarchist Christian Mystic, I am relieved to know that I'm one of the lucky few whom God will accept into heaven. Maybe I'm just too metal for hell?
